Royal Disobedience

With apologies to A.A. Milne

ROYAL DISOBEDIENCE (with apologies to A.A. Milne)

Andy Andy Mountbatten-Windsor

Formerly known as prince

Took great care of his pedophile friends

While maintaining his innocence.

Andy, Andy said to his mummy

“Mummy,” he said, said he;

“You must never believe that I raped a child

Although we’ve heard from three.”

Andy Mountbatten-Windsor’s mummy

Put on a golden crown;

Andy Mountbatten-Windsor’s mummy

Drove to the end of the town.

Andy Mountbatten-Windsor’s mummy

Said to herself said she,

“I can get right down to the end of the town;

I won’t look so I won’t see.”

King Charles put up a notice

“Lost, or stolen, or strayed --

Victims of my brother Andy

Seem to have been mislaid.

Last seen wandering vaguely

Roofied, or tortured, enslaved

At mansions and islands around the world.

The Crown has been betrayed!”

Andy Andy Mountbatten-Windsor

(commonly known as a nonce)

Told his friends and relations

Not to blame him even once

Andy Andy said to his mummy

“Mummy” he said said he

“I didn’t betray the secrets of state!

But Charles won’t believe me?”

A.A. M.-W.

F. K.A.P.

Formerly said to his mummy

“Don’t go blaming me!”

The Queen she said didn’t want to see

And she died without a word.

Virginia Giuffre speaks on to this day;

From beyond the grave she is heard.

— Parody created by Hope & Lisa Savage